in-aperfect-world:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

😉

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

(Source: fangirlshideout)

lostboyj:

Perez Hilton has

  • Posted crotch shots of Miley Cyrus getting out of a car
  • Accused Lily Allen of being responsible for her miscarriage by binge drinking.
  • Posted intimate photos of Ke$ha and posted enough hate to make her break down crying an hour before performing on X Factor.
  • Has outed various celebrities.
  • Told Taylor Momsen (who was 16 at the time) to try fisting.
  • Tried to rent an apartment in Lady Gaga’s building to stalk her.

How is he not in jail already?

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(Source: brandiglanville)

shinygays:

When someone tries to spill the tea on you

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When you’re completely not phased by it

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themutantgene:

I’ve never been more inspired by her. themutantgene:

I’ve never been more inspired by her.

themutantgene:

I’ve never been more inspired by her.